Animals I Hate

Sloths are so lazy that they are a sin. They spend most of their lives in the same tree, but they come down to poop, which if you think about it at all is just crazy. You’re so vulnerable when you’re pooping. You need to do that up in a tree where it’s safe, or in a locked room while you’re home alone. Sloths are so lazy and spend so much time in a tree that algae grows on them, so they can have camouflage and spend even more time in a tree without worrying.  And I guess that algae is delicious because there are some kinds of moth that only live on sloths so they can get some of those sweet, sweet eukaryotes. Here’s a tip: If you are so lazy that algae is growing on you, and that moths are living in your hair and eating the algae that is growing on you, you have a laziness problem. Your mom has probably mentioned it once or twice. She’s a smart lady, you should listen to her.