Babirusas are Indonesian pig things. The males have these big-ass tusks that grow up from their lower jaws through the middle of their faces, and then sometimes back down into the middle of their foreheads. I feel like male babirusas shouldn’t take all the flack for this decision, because the females should not have reinforced that behavior by reproducing with those guys. But that stupid fucking trait gets passed on because it takes a real long time for your tusks to get long enough to start stabbing your brain, and if you’re a babirusa with a rack like that you probably already have a bunch of pig babies running around well before your teeth go nuts on your frontal lobe. Speaking of babirusa racks, they only have one set of mammary glands, which I think is pretty weird on a thing without arms.