Animals I Hate

Honey badgers are not really badgers, they’re more like weasels. But hell, if they want to go with honey badger I’m not going to correct them. It is impossible to attack a honey badger, but it IS possible to commit suicide by honey badger. They don’t just not give a fuck, they’re in the goddamn Guiness Book of Records for not giving a fuck. They’re also intelligent, having been observed using logs to get themselves closer to shit they want to kill. Oh, and there’s a theory that baby cheetah’s markings are patterned after honey badger markings, so that bitches know not to fuck with them. Honey badgers are scarier to predators than female cheetahs with newborn cubs, is the lesson there.