Animals I Hate

SPECIAL EDITION: ANIMALS I DON’T HATE

Rhinoceroses are practically dinosaurs. They’re neat because their sight and smell are pretty much backwards from ours. Like if you’re a person, maybe you walk into a room and it smells a little funny, so you start looking around and you find a live raccoon under a newspaper and then you’re all “Oh gosh well now that I am looking at this with my eyes, it is cause to be concerned!” Well a rhino could be looking right at that ol’ raccoon, but it’s not gonna be too bothered unless it smells something off. But honestly no matter WHAT it smelled like a raccoon probably wouldn’t bother a rhino, because what’s it gonna do? Rhinos weigh like five tons and have skin that’s basically armor. A raccoon couldn’t even bite one hard enough to give it rabies. Contrary to popular belief, rhino horn is only an aphrodisiac if you’re trying to fuck a lady rhinoceros. And even then it only works if the thing is growing out of your damn face.