Animals I Hate

Decorator crabs are the fancy little dandies of the sea. They prance around finding all the prettiest bits and pieces, and then they stick them on their bodies with their magical mouth glue. But decorator crabs aren’t trying to be pretty, they’re trying to be INVISIBLE. They have such low self-esteem that they think that they need to be pristinely, impeccably dressed and made up at all times just to coast below the radar. Decorator crabs have the meanest cliques of any middle schools, and if a decorator crab isn’t perfectly dressed at all times it will be eaten alive. Literally.