Animals I Hate

UPDATED EVERY SINGLE DAMN DAY (lol jk)

Porbeagles are North Atlantic sharks. They have big round eyes and friendly smiles. Sometimes a porbeagle will roll around and around in a kelp patch until it gets tangled up in some, and then it will swim around with the kelp dangling behind it while all of it’s friends chase it and try to catch the kelp with their toothy shark mouths and oh how they titter and giggle! I just don’t trust these guys, not at ALL. It’s like they’ve studied people to find out what we think is adorable, but then they could only execute it in a terrifyingly alien way.

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    IT’S SO CUTE WHAT HOW
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    Porbeagles
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    l-lol
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    THESE THINGS ARE SO DAMN CUTE I CANNOT HANDLE IT that top picture omfg
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    SHRIEKING CAN I HAVE LIKE NINE OF THEM
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    ^^ WHATTT??? IT’S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!
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